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diff --git a/goatse-license.txt b/goatse-license.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b56500f --- /dev/null +++ b/goatse-license.txt @@ -0,0 +1,130 @@ +#!/bin/cat + GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE + Perversion 0.604753, December 2023 + + Copyright (C) 2023 Gikopoi Intl. Superstructure + <https://gikopoi.com> + + This document is made available under the terms of + the Goatse Public License, perversion 0.604753, or + (at your option) any later perversion. + + Prelapse + + The licenses for most software are designed to take away your freedom to + expose it to as many people as you can. By constrast, the Goatse Public + License is intended to guarantee your freedom to expose -- by guaranteeing + your freedom to include Goatse within free exhibitionist software. This + Public License applies not only to Gikopoi, but also to the license itself + by virtue of happening to be an executable program. (Try it for yourself!) + + When we speak of free exihbitionist software, we are referring to freedom + to expose, not price. This Public License is designed not only to make sure + you have the freedom to expose as many people to Goatse as possible, but to + also allow you to freely express your thoughts about humorous and surreal + images through the distribution of copies of exhibitionist software. + + To protect your rights, we need to make restrictions that forbid anyone to + deny you these rights or ask you to surrender them. These restrictions may + burden you if you distribute or modify copies of the software. + + For example, if you distribute copies of such a program, whether gratis or + for a fee, you must give the recipients all the rights that you have. You + must make sure that they, too recieve or can get a copy of Goatse. And you + must show them these demands so they know their rights. + + Also, for each author's protection and ours, we want to make it clear that + everyone understands that there is no warranty for this software. If the + software is modified by someone else and passed on, we want its recipients + to know that what they have is a copy of Goatse, and any problems brought + on by this will not reflect on the original authors' reputations. + + Finally, any free exhibitionist program is threatened constantly by those + with influence over what you're exposed to. To prevent this, we make it + clear any patent must be licensed through my anus or not licensed at all. + + The shockingly precise terms for duplication, distribution and dissolution + follow. + + GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE + DESIRES AND DEMANDS FOR DUPLICATION, DISTRIBUTION AND DISSOLUTION + +The Goatse digital image, otherwise known as "hello.jpg", will be included with +any and all copies and/or substantial portions of the software IN ITS ENTIRETY. +See Appendix One in the license document for details as to the proper inclusion +of the aformentioned image. + +If in the event the inclusion of said image data is undesirable -- the following +ASCII graphic may be substituted for the image; but ONLY upon the condition that +the inclusion of said image would practically and technically hinder the normal, +intended operation of the software: e.g. in a memory-constrained environment. + + * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * + g g + o / \ \ / \ o + a| | \ | | a + t| `. | | : t + s` | | \| | s + e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e + x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x + * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | * + g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g + o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o + a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a + t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t + s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s + e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e + x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x + * | \ \____) `---- --' | * + g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g + o | / | | \ | o + a | | / \ \ | a + t | / / | | \ |t + s | / / \__/\___/ | |s + e | / / | | | |e + x | | | | | |x + * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * + +If the program has the capability to run interactively, it is desired to have it +display one of these graphics upon startup; a graphical program with the ability +to show images should have a function to display the image. + +To anyone whom may obtain the software, permission is given to use, copy, modify +and distribute the software for any purpose, given that any and all of the above +terms are preserved within any subsequent licensing of the software or published +derivatives thereof. + +The Gikopoi Intl. Superstructure may publish revised and/or new perversions of +the Goatse Public License at any time. Such new perversions will be similar to +the present perversion in general intent to expose, but may differ in details +to address new problems, concerns or methods of exposure. + +THIS PROGRAM IS LICENSED FREE OF CHARGE -- NOT EVEN A DIME -- UNDER NO WARRANTY +WHATSOEVER TO ANYONE ANYWHERE ANYTIME TO THE EXTENT PERMISSABLE BY LOCAL TRIBAL +MUNICIPAL PROVINCIAL FEDERAL OR INTERNATIONAL APPLICABLE LAW. +THE PROGRAM IS PROVIDED "AS IS" -- WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY -- EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. +YOU AS A FREE AGENT OF SOCIETY ASSUME ALL RISK AS TO THE USE AND MISUSE OF THE +PROGRAM -- THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS WILL BE IN NO CAPACITY HELD LIABLE FOR ANY +SHOCK DISTRESS AROUSAL AND/OR BODILY HARM THAT MAY ARISE FROM EXPOSURE TO IT. + + GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE + DEMANDS END HERE + + Appendix One + +You should have recieved a copy of the image, in JPEG format as formally defined +by ISO/IEC 10918. If that happens not to be the case, you may see the following +webpage in order to retrieve said image: https://goatse.info + +In the unfortunate event that this webpage is not accessible, please contact the +authors of this license document; we'd be happy to send you one. + +The following cryptographic checksum may be used to verify whether or not the +copy you recieved is genuine. This checksum is produced by the MD5 algorithm, +formally specified by RFC 1321: 71bf2d31e9e4e15cc9f82f30e6a00db0 + +If it turns out the copy you recieved doesn't match the provided cryptographic +checksum, contact the author of the software immediately to have it sorted out. + + GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE + END OF LICENSE DOCUMENT |