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@@ -37,6 +37,10 @@ Heavily LGBT-focused, the license basically forbid anyone in the "wrong" politic related so if you have monero donation on your stream you can't use their pngtuber software. Even if you are just affiliated with people doing stuff they don't like you can't use their software. +### Goatse Public License + +A beautiful troll license from the folk at gikopoi.com, force the software users to have the goatse image in their copy of the software, if that doesn't make corporations run away I don't know what will. + ## Further ideas - a license that only allow otherkins from using the software (veadotube's license lowkey does that but in a soft way) @@ -45,7 +49,7 @@ they don't like you can't use their software. ## When *not* to use a troll license -- if you want your software to be usable by corporations (as the whole idea of those licenses are to troll them) +- if you want your software to be usable by corporations (as the whole idea of those licenses is to troll them) - if you want your software to be usable by free software nerds (some schizautists literally refuse to run proprietary software, use wtfpl to please those ones but troll corporations) - if you want your software to be distributed in package managers (most of them have a policy to not allow non-free content, wtfpl *may* allow your software to be distributed there) - don't risk using a plusnigger license on github if you don't wanna get b& (actually idk but i'm not gonna risk my account just to try this) diff --git a/goatse-license.txt b/goatse-license.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b56500f --- /dev/null +++ b/goatse-license.txt @@ -0,0 +1,130 @@ +#!/bin/cat + GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE + Perversion 0.604753, December 2023 + + Copyright (C) 2023 Gikopoi Intl. Superstructure + <https://gikopoi.com> + + This document is made available under the terms of + the Goatse Public License, perversion 0.604753, or + (at your option) any later perversion. + + Prelapse + + The licenses for most software are designed to take away your freedom to + expose it to as many people as you can. By constrast, the Goatse Public + License is intended to guarantee your freedom to expose -- by guaranteeing + your freedom to include Goatse within free exhibitionist software. This + Public License applies not only to Gikopoi, but also to the license itself + by virtue of happening to be an executable program. (Try it for yourself!) + + When we speak of free exihbitionist software, we are referring to freedom + to expose, not price. This Public License is designed not only to make sure + you have the freedom to expose as many people to Goatse as possible, but to + also allow you to freely express your thoughts about humorous and surreal + images through the distribution of copies of exhibitionist software. + + To protect your rights, we need to make restrictions that forbid anyone to + deny you these rights or ask you to surrender them. These restrictions may + burden you if you distribute or modify copies of the software. + + For example, if you distribute copies of such a program, whether gratis or + for a fee, you must give the recipients all the rights that you have. You + must make sure that they, too recieve or can get a copy of Goatse. And you + must show them these demands so they know their rights. + + Also, for each author's protection and ours, we want to make it clear that + everyone understands that there is no warranty for this software. If the + software is modified by someone else and passed on, we want its recipients + to know that what they have is a copy of Goatse, and any problems brought + on by this will not reflect on the original authors' reputations. + + Finally, any free exhibitionist program is threatened constantly by those + with influence over what you're exposed to. To prevent this, we make it + clear any patent must be licensed through my anus or not licensed at all. + + The shockingly precise terms for duplication, distribution and dissolution + follow. + + GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE + DESIRES AND DEMANDS FOR DUPLICATION, DISTRIBUTION AND DISSOLUTION + +The Goatse digital image, otherwise known as "hello.jpg", will be included with +any and all copies and/or substantial portions of the software IN ITS ENTIRETY. +See Appendix One in the license document for details as to the proper inclusion +of the aformentioned image. + +If in the event the inclusion of said image data is undesirable -- the following +ASCII graphic may be substituted for the image; but ONLY upon the condition that +the inclusion of said image would practically and technically hinder the normal, +intended operation of the software: e.g. in a memory-constrained environment. + + * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * + g g + o / \ \ / \ o + a| | \ | | a + t| `. | | : t + s` | | \| | s + e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e + x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x + * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | * + g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g + o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o + a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a + t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t + s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s + e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e + x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x + * | \ \____) `---- --' | * + g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g + o | / | | \ | o + a | | / \ \ | a + t | / / | | \ |t + s | / / \__/\___/ | |s + e | / / | | | |e + x | | | | | |x + * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * + +If the program has the capability to run interactively, it is desired to have it +display one of these graphics upon startup; a graphical program with the ability +to show images should have a function to display the image. + +To anyone whom may obtain the software, permission is given to use, copy, modify +and distribute the software for any purpose, given that any and all of the above +terms are preserved within any subsequent licensing of the software or published +derivatives thereof. + +The Gikopoi Intl. Superstructure may publish revised and/or new perversions of +the Goatse Public License at any time. Such new perversions will be similar to +the present perversion in general intent to expose, but may differ in details +to address new problems, concerns or methods of exposure. + +THIS PROGRAM IS LICENSED FREE OF CHARGE -- NOT EVEN A DIME -- UNDER NO WARRANTY +WHATSOEVER TO ANYONE ANYWHERE ANYTIME TO THE EXTENT PERMISSABLE BY LOCAL TRIBAL +MUNICIPAL PROVINCIAL FEDERAL OR INTERNATIONAL APPLICABLE LAW. +THE PROGRAM IS PROVIDED "AS IS" -- WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY -- EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. +YOU AS A FREE AGENT OF SOCIETY ASSUME ALL RISK AS TO THE USE AND MISUSE OF THE +PROGRAM -- THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS WILL BE IN NO CAPACITY HELD LIABLE FOR ANY +SHOCK DISTRESS AROUSAL AND/OR BODILY HARM THAT MAY ARISE FROM EXPOSURE TO IT. + + GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE + DEMANDS END HERE + + Appendix One + +You should have recieved a copy of the image, in JPEG format as formally defined +by ISO/IEC 10918. If that happens not to be the case, you may see the following +webpage in order to retrieve said image: https://goatse.info + +In the unfortunate event that this webpage is not accessible, please contact the +authors of this license document; we'd be happy to send you one. + +The following cryptographic checksum may be used to verify whether or not the +copy you recieved is genuine. This checksum is produced by the MD5 algorithm, +formally specified by RFC 1321: 71bf2d31e9e4e15cc9f82f30e6a00db0 + +If it turns out the copy you recieved doesn't match the provided cryptographic +checksum, contact the author of the software immediately to have it sorted out. + + GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE + END OF LICENSE DOCUMENT diff --git a/hello.jpg b/hello.jpg Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..ff32a3b --- /dev/null +++ b/hello.jpg |
