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+#!/bin/cat
+			      GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE
+		       Perversion 0.604753, December 2023
+
+		Copyright (C) 2023 Gikopoi Intl. Superstructure
+			     <https://gikopoi.com>
+
+		This document is made available under the terms of
+		the Goatse Public License, perversion 0.604753, or
+		(at your option) any later perversion.
+
+				   Prelapse
+    
+   The licenses for most software are designed to take away your freedom to
+   expose it to as many people as you can. By constrast, the Goatse Public
+   License is intended to guarantee your freedom to expose -- by guaranteeing
+   your freedom to include Goatse within free exhibitionist software. This
+   Public License applies not only to Gikopoi, but also to the license itself
+   by virtue of happening to be an executable program. (Try it for yourself!)
+
+   When we speak of free exihbitionist software, we are referring to freedom
+   to expose, not price. This Public License is designed not only to make sure
+   you have the freedom to expose as many people to Goatse as possible, but to
+   also allow you to freely express your thoughts about humorous and surreal
+   images through the distribution of copies of exhibitionist software. 
+
+   To protect your rights, we need to make restrictions that forbid anyone to
+   deny you these rights or ask you to surrender them. These restrictions may
+   burden you if you distribute or modify copies of the software.
+
+   For example, if you distribute copies of such a program, whether gratis or
+   for a fee, you must give the recipients all the rights that you have. You
+   must make sure that they, too recieve or can get a copy of Goatse. And you
+   must show them these demands so they know their rights.
+
+   Also, for each author's protection and ours, we want to make it clear that
+   everyone understands that there is no warranty for this software. If the
+   software is modified by someone else and passed on, we want its recipients
+   to know that what they have is a copy of Goatse, and any problems brought
+   on by this will not reflect on the original authors' reputations.
+
+   Finally, any free exhibitionist program is threatened constantly by those
+   with influence over what you're exposed to. To prevent this, we make it
+   clear any patent must be licensed through my anus or not licensed at all.
+
+   The shockingly precise terms for duplication, distribution and dissolution
+   follow.
+
+			      GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE
+	DESIRES AND DEMANDS FOR DUPLICATION, DISTRIBUTION AND DISSOLUTION
+
+The Goatse digital image, otherwise known as "hello.jpg", will be included with
+any and all copies and/or substantial portions of the software IN ITS ENTIRETY.
+See Appendix One in the license document for details as to the proper inclusion
+of the aformentioned image.
+
+If in the event the inclusion of said image data is undesirable -- the following
+ASCII graphic may be substituted for the image; but ONLY upon the condition that
+the inclusion of said image would practically and technically hinder the normal,
+intended operation of the software: e.g. in a memory-constrained environment.
+
+		* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * 
+		g                                               g  
+		o /     \             \            /    \       o  
+		a|       |             \          |      |      a  
+		t|       `.             |         |       :     t  
+		s`        |             |        \|       |     s  
+		e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e  
+		x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x  
+		*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *  
+		g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g  
+		o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o  
+		a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a  
+		t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t  
+		s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s  
+		e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e  
+		x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x  
+		*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *  
+		g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g  
+		o   |              /    |     |  \            | o  
+		a   |             |    /       \  \           | a  
+		t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t  
+		s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s  
+		e  |         / /        |    |       |         |e  
+		x  |          |         |    |       |         |x  
+		* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * 
+
+If the program has the capability to run interactively, it is desired to have it
+display one of these graphics upon startup; a graphical program with the ability
+to show images should have a function to display the image.
+
+To anyone whom may obtain the software, permission is given to use, copy, modify
+and distribute the software for any purpose, given that any and all of the above
+terms are preserved within any subsequent licensing of the software or published
+derivatives thereof.
+
+The Gikopoi Intl. Superstructure may publish revised and/or new perversions of
+the Goatse Public License at any time. Such new perversions will be similar to
+the present perversion in general intent to expose, but may differ in details
+to address new problems, concerns or methods of exposure.
+
+THIS PROGRAM IS LICENSED FREE OF CHARGE -- NOT EVEN A DIME -- UNDER NO WARRANTY
+WHATSOEVER TO ANYONE ANYWHERE ANYTIME TO THE EXTENT PERMISSABLE BY LOCAL TRIBAL
+MUNICIPAL PROVINCIAL FEDERAL OR INTERNATIONAL APPLICABLE LAW.
+THE PROGRAM IS PROVIDED "AS IS" -- WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY -- EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.
+YOU AS A FREE AGENT OF SOCIETY ASSUME ALL RISK AS TO THE USE AND MISUSE OF THE
+PROGRAM -- THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS WILL BE IN NO CAPACITY HELD LIABLE FOR ANY
+SHOCK DISTRESS AROUSAL AND/OR BODILY HARM THAT MAY ARISE FROM EXPOSURE TO IT.
+
+			      GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE
+				DEMANDS END HERE
+
+				  Appendix One
+
+You should have recieved a copy of the image, in JPEG format as formally defined
+by ISO/IEC 10918. If that happens not to be the case, you may see the following
+webpage in order to retrieve said image: https://goatse.info
+
+In the unfortunate event that this webpage is not accessible, please contact the
+authors of this license document; we'd be happy to send you one.
+
+The following cryptographic checksum may be used to verify whether or not the
+copy you recieved is genuine. This checksum is produced by the MD5 algorithm,
+formally specified by RFC 1321: 71bf2d31e9e4e15cc9f82f30e6a00db0
+
+If it turns out the copy you recieved doesn't match the provided cryptographic
+checksum, contact the author of the software immediately to have it sorted out.
+
+			      GOATSE PUBLIC LICENSE
+			     END OF LICENSE DOCUMENT